Teacher arrested !!!

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President - It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

wat fies

Schön geschrieben - auch wenn ich nicht jedes Wort verstanden habe.
Aber die Pointe ist ziemlich gemein, oder?

More fingers and toes for everyone *skandier*

- /signed
nicht gemein Neddi - so wahr

Ich fand das "medieval" so schön ...

@ Caro und mir die math instruction. Das kommt mit einem Lithpler noch besser.

Ach ja und zum Thema Axis of Medieval: http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/200 ... ucation.uk

Brösli, aber die "Axis of medieval" war eine Verunglimpfung der

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nach George Subbelyou Bush ...

Jo