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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in an airplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition - whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Yes... Pepper."

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Caro

Zum Glück sind Sie Ingenieur! Bei Ihrem Taktgefühl wären Sie ein lausiger Psychiater ... (Kirk zu Scottie in "Treffen der Generationen")

Natürlich komm ich in die Hölle...sogar mit V.I.P.-Bändchen und Freigetränk!

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Dagmar

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!

So ne Krankheit könnte man sich ja glatt wünschen

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Solange es Haare gibt, liegen sich die Menschen in denselben. Heinz Erhardt

Liebe Grüße Sandrinchen (Quarkschneggle)

LOOOL
Und das, wo ich mich grad über das halbherzige "Ich-will-nicht-niesen-und-mache-deshalb-komische-Geräusche* von meiner lieben Kollegin gewundert hab ...

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Es ist schwer, das Glück in uns zu finden, und es ist ganz unmöglich, es anderswo zu finden.
Nicolas Chamfort

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Dagmar

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!

Thank you very much!

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