Just received:
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels..."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a poster outside a Church:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout." (This one's for Ellen!
)
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At a Towing company
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."
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Outside an Exhaust Centre:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vet's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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