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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Caro

Zum Glück sind Sie Ingenieur! Bei Ihrem Taktgefühl wären Sie ein lausiger Psychiater ... (Kirk zu Scottie in "Treffen der Generationen")

Natürlich komm ich in die Hölle...sogar mit V.I.P.-Bändchen und Freigetränk!

Autsch

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She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

*kreisch*

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Dagmar

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!

Kreisch nach dem letzten Satz war alles klar hihi

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Solange es Haare gibt, liegen sich die Menschen in denselben. Heinz Erhardt

Liebe Grüße Sandrinchen (Quarkschneggle)

My favourite blonde joke is the following, but it only works in German.

Which two foreign words does a blonde knows?

Manifest and fiktiv

ELLEN!!!!!

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Dagmar

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!

You naughty, naughty girl, Ellen!!!

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Caro

Zum Glück sind Sie Ingenieur! Bei Ihrem Taktgefühl wären Sie ein lausiger Psychiater ... (Kirk zu Scottie in "Treffen der Generationen")

Natürlich komm ich in die Hölle...sogar mit V.I.P.-Bändchen und Freigetränk!

Ich bin mit entsetzt

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Solange es Haare gibt, liegen sich die Menschen in denselben. Heinz Erhardt

Liebe Grüße Sandrinchen (Quarkschneggle)

I don't know what you have, girls

Nice and blond

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Solange es Haare gibt, liegen sich die Menschen in denselben. Heinz Erhardt

Liebe Grüße Sandrinchen (Quarkschneggle)